Let's see if you can beat my dad: today, he embarrassed me by screeching (at the top of his lungs) quotes from Finding Nemo. Also, he made lots of farting noises, and made my sore throat even worse (because I was yelling at him, even though I sounded like an old man). Did you embarrass Celeste that much...?
There was a day, on cinco de mayo, that we went to a local Mexican bar and grill. She went to use the “bano” that is Spanish for bathroom except you need a ~ over the n. When she returned I made the entire section where we were eating applaud her and then the mariachi band played her a song and followed her out of the bathroom so that everyone could see her.