I am Celeste's father, hello.
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Let's see if you can beat my dad: today, he embarrassed me by screeching (at the top of his lungs) quotes from Finding Nemo. Also, he made lots of farting noises, and made my sore throat even worse (because I was yelling at him, even though I sounded like an old man). Did you embarrass Celeste that much...?
There was a day, on cinco de mayo, that we went to a local Mexican bar and grill. She went to use the “bano” that is Spanish for bathroom except you need a ~ over the n. When she returned I made the entire section where we were eating applaud her and then the mariachi band played her a song and followed her out of the bathroom so that everyone could see her.
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I have booked many summer vacations. I am god. I am the best. No one is better than I am. I am only kidding but you should all tell me I am great. :0)
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If you ever get bored and want another daughter, hit me up ;)
Can you do the laundry and cook hamburgers?
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I know you hear it a lot. I mean I'm looking at your blog and you hear it a LOT. But thank you for being such an awesome father for our dear Celeste. I've met some kind people with family that treats them horribly. My best friend is actually female-to-male transgender and his grandparents are evil, abusive people. I'm happy to know that someone as sweet as Celeste has the father that she deserves. We'll take good care of her too. You should see how we pounce when anyone posts hate! We adore her.
Anonymous
If my daughter told me she was transgender, then I would immediately throw a part for “him”. This world is filled with too much ignorance. Lessy means the world to me and I can only hope when all of you have children you will love them properly and unconditionally.
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What did Celeste's mother do? Sorry again for touchy subject. Anonymous
It is not my place to discuss. If Celeste would like to explain it then she will, but please don’t push her. Her mother was a very terrible woman.
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I must name each rocket. They will each have a special personality and I will train them.
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I am very excited that it is summer very soon because I will buy a large quantity of model rockets to set off in the front yard with my buddies for no reason.
Prepare for battle, North Korea. I have model rockets and I am not afraid to use them.
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Did you just mention the word twerk earlier? Oh goodness. Anonymous
Yes. I learned what it is from my daughter’s boyfriend who was kind enough to explain what it is.
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Do you hate Celeste's mom? I apologize of this is a touch subject. Anonymous
Hate is a very strong word to use for someone. It is a word I try not use. However in this sense I feel different, I absolutely hate her.
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you're the second best dad in the entire universe. second only to mY DAD HOLLA
Thank you. That is very nice. I am great.
